Sex on The Run

Having sex while driving down a highway at 60 miles per hour is not an offence in Germany. But if you hit something, make sure you don't run off.A Cologne court fined a man who admitted he was having sex with a blonde hitchhiker sitting astride him when he drove his car into a road sign. But only because he fled the scene of the accident with his naked accomplice."The man was convicted of hit-and-run and sentenced to a fine of 600 euros," court spokesman Juergen Mannebeck said on Tuesday. "It's hard to believe but in fact no law was broken with the intercourse on the motorway. It's a situation lawmakers never thought about."The 23-year-old man, who was tracked down through the car's registration, was also ordered to pay 400 euros to repair the sign. He did not know the name of the woman who left her clothes behind in the car. First of all, he had a hitchhiker putting out for him. That means he probably had a "Gas, Grass or Ass, no one rides for free" sticker on his car, and this chick took it seriously...does this happen a lot in Germany?Second of all, the cop said, "That's ok, just report your accidents. Get you some!" and probably gave him devil horns, and said "Rock!" afterwards, or something.Third, they have a lot of fucking good beer.